Damselfish:I wear a (plain) beanie. I hate hoods too, but I can't imagine wearing a beanie in New England any time of year.
The Dandy Don! Full on 11 gallon Stetson looking thing. White, of course. How cool would THAT BE. A 1mm white neoprene Dandy Don lid???
The HEED (OK - so you'd have to know "So I married an AX murderer")
The Jackalope! Now we're talking... Bunny ears AND prong horns. Just the ticket
The Gene Simmons - Top knot, widows peak with optional velcro-on-your-second-stage-tongue
The Cousteau - a Red watch cap of 1mm neoprene.
The Dork Squad - those high bearskin caps they wear in marching band (OK - I know its called a Shako... Dork Squad graduate here :11ztongue )
The Klink - full on Hogan's Heros spiked helmet
These manufacturers got it all wrong. If they expand the line, the possibilities are endless...
Put down the Cabernet, Ken, and nobody gets hurt.
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Ken