Comrade Divers' guide to make diving good habits

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All know best suit for diving is Russian, yes?

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... Let us all go diving Comrades!
 
It's all fun and games until the government confiscates your freshly caught lobster for the good of the revolution... And ships you off to Siberia to go ice diving without a drysuit or a tank.
 
comrade divers!

socialist budget low! corners to trim!

solidarity with anti-imperialist pig dogs fighters!

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comrade divers of the world unite!

glorious Osama "they can't find me 130 feet under Uzbekhistan" bin Laden

(but comrade, is my deco obligation will to suck)
 
Very good!
Comrade monkey has look of sternness of authority and I see comrade weasel has proper stance with nose in air, but where is required stare of death?
 
Wow, that looks like the helmet and suit I used in some of my early diving.
 
Excerpt from Soviet Diving Instructing Booklet.

"...being a good diving comrade. For diving safety and security using the Comrade Diving system. Always to maintain contact with your Comrade Diver. Observe for violations of safety, or for notice of dive related problem, such as out of dive air time. Carefully watch your Comrade for signs of betrayal. Do not let your Comrade Diver notice your surveillance; he may be a traitor with plans to entrap you in intricate web of deceit. Do not trust anyone! Immediately report suspicious activities. Include depth, time and air consumption values. Always remember to breathe. When regulator is out of mouth exhale small stream of bubbles."
 
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