Cobaltbabe made me do this.....

[Ontario Diver]

(Sorry Pete, but I've been singing this for a week and you gotta listen to the mods.)

Obligation
(To the tune of (I can't get no) Satisfaction)

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I divin off the boat
And that beeping comes from my ‘puter
Warning me more and more
About some nitrogen saturation
That might cause some bubble-ation
I got deco, oh no no no
That’s why I stay, At the stop all day

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I’m dropping down the wall
And the DM tries to tell me
Just what my depth should be
But I can, just got DAN, and I do not float
got negative buoyancy
I got deco, oh no no no
My NDL, gone straight to hell

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I’m lying on the deck
And I'm crampin here and I'm tingling there
And I’m trying to impress some girl
Saying maybe we go diving, later this week
But the O2 mask makes it hard to speak
I got deco, oh no no no
DCI, makes me want to cry

I got deco, I got deco.
I got a deco obligation
Deco Obligation, Deco Obligation, Deco Obligation

 

[cobaltbabe]

Hehehehe, Way too cool baby. I forced him to put it on because I have been listening to this song for almost 2 weeks now and if I have to listen to it, you guys have to as well. It makes me laugh every single time. I think we should bring back a pile of the songs NetDoc and OD and others wrote a while back and maybe add some more.

 

[kelpmermaid]

Now this is going to be stuck in my head ALL DAY!!!

The question remains: is it strong enough to banish "Disco Duck?!" LOL!

 

[RIDIVER501]

Too Funny.
Mick and Keith have nothing to worry about

(Sorry Pete, but I've been singing this for a week and you gotta listen to the mods.)

Obligation
(To the tune of (I can't get no) Satisfaction)

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I divin off the boat
And that beeping comes from my ‘puter
Warning me more and more
About some nitrogen saturation
That might cause some bubble-ation
I got deco, oh no no no
That’s why I stay, At the stop all day

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I’m dropping down the wall
And the DM tries to tell me
Just what my depth should be
But I can, just got DAN, and I do not float
got negative buoyancy
I got deco, oh no no no
My NDL, gone straight to hell

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

When I’m lying on the deck
And I'm crampin here and I'm tingling there
And I’m trying to impress some girl
Saying maybe we go diving, later this week
But the O2 mask makes it hard to speak
I got deco, oh no no no
DCI, makes me want to cry

I got deco, I got deco.
I got a deco obligation
Deco Obligation, Deco Obligation, Deco Obligation

 

[cobaltbabe]

Not too sure about that. I saw their last concert in TO and well how do we say it politely, they are well past their prime.

 

[Scubatooth]

thanks guys that helped knock a song out of my head that has been in it for over two weeks because of not being able to sleep because of my condition. but the song that was stuck in my head was matchbox 20's 3am because that seems to be when im falling alseep or attempting atleast

 

[Elevator Man]

Dear Ontario Diver, that is truly sad. Stick to Buddha Boy. LOL :dazzler1:

 

[Squashie]

Cool song there Ontario Diver...I really enjoy the classic rock parodies, but there seems to be a definate void in rap parodies. So with out further adu and with sincere apologies to Tone Loc, Van Halen, PADI, NAUI, YMCA, tech divers, the Boy Scouts of America, DIR enthusists and anyone else who make take offense....and with proper fan-fair...it is my pleasure to present...

Dive Thing

Dive Thing
By Tone Loc & Squashie

Let's do it

Workin' all week an avid Scubaboard reader
So when the weekend comes I go to the lake, ‘cause I got the fever
Tech’d to the max, it’s D-I-R that I’m divin'
But that won’t stop a guy like me, from scuba gear buyin'
Two masks, two reg’s, and two ‘puters all hang from my B-C vest
I got it goin’ on y’all, this new 7 foot hose is the best
Down at the Dive Shop, as long as I have an open D ring
I’ll keep their commissions up, before I do the Dive Thing

Dive thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the LDS looking for some gear to buy
This salesgirl, she cool rocked my world and I had to wipe my eye
She looked at me and smiled, said we’re plannin’ a new dive
Lloyd Bridges and the Sea Hunt crew will be briefing us tonight
My buddy an I, returned that night; our expectations all a glow
Once I heard, I whipped out the Visa, but the limit was too low
I didn't know what to do I was hanging by a string
Lloyd said “I’ll cover you two, since I was once like you and I liked to do the dive thing”

Dive thing
Lloyd loves to do the Dive thing
Dive thing
Thanks Lloyd, Lloyd Thanks

Diving a new wreck, hangin' at the entrance is always hype
And when me and the boys do a penetration, we’ll always do it right
Nitrogen narcosis can be a funny feelin’
But I don’t want no bubbles on the inside, less I’ll start a tinglin’
A double set of 80’s, and a Spare Air pony on the side
The current it was rippin’, this could be a wild ride
Just inside the hull, the fire coral it did sting
But that's what happens when people start flailin' while doin' the Dive thing

Dive thing
We wanna do the Dive thing
Dive thing

Doin' some specialty trainin’ classes at the local dive shop
The instructor was intent on givin’ PADI and NAUI props
Now I don’t want to brag, nor do I wish to make hay
But I got my diving license back at the old YMCA
Just like the Boy Scouts, we were told to always be prepared
That’s why when you do it D-I-R, you always take more air
Now when the class was done, he said let me tell you more one thing
I need another $50 to get you in the water, I get paid to do the Dive thing

Say what
Yo, DI you must be kidding
You're walkin' bud
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Dive thing

 

[The Chairman]

Yet another Diver parody thread... way too cool guys. I may have to put my thinkning hat on and try this out for you again.

 

[cobaltbabe]

Where is my lighter. I want to pay my respect. YO YO. You guys rock. I wish I had some talent in these old bones but alas OD has all the talent in this relationship.

Keep it coming boys and girls. This is great.