The fishing boat story is something else. I get on my knees and pray to various and sundry deities that Broward county kinda acts as a buffer zone between my carcass and the denizens of Miami-Dade county. Yes, sometimes even I admit that Weston has some merit.
What they should do to these guys won't be done.
Years ago on a port visit to Norfolk by some Turkish warships, they held their version of court-martial on the flagship. The defendants were convicted and sentenced to death. The US Navy, among other interested parties, told them that they could not do this in US territorial waters.
The Turks shifted colors, got underway, and steamed offshore into international waters for the day.
When they came back into Norfolk Naval Station that evening, they still had the two bodies hanging from the yardarm.
There was a lot of backchannel traffic over that one.
Sorry for the hijack.