I have 4 laughable OW cert dives. What do I need to be able to dive a CCR?
It depends. (Feel free to use the sarcastic thanks button for that one.) Frankly, as rebreathers have come into broader usage, 'standards have slipped'! Now, ANYONE can dive one. Actually they haven't slipped at all, but many instructors, and manufacturers, have come to realize that you do not need to be a 400 dive, Full Cave-certified, technical diver to be interested in, and capable of, diving a rebreather. I pulled as an example the prerequisites that Dan Crowell listed for his rebreather course only a couple of years ago: 'Prerequisites are 18 years of age, Advanced nitrox cerified, and 60 logged dives.' Today, IANTD's website lists an Open Rebreather Diver course - essentially an Open Water course where you start out with a rebreather. So, one answer to your question is, 'Nothing.*' The asterisk is explained later. In general, you probably should have a reasonable body of experience under your belt, so that you are not distracted by the usual new diver things - such as bouyancy control, finning techniques, anxiety leading to panic, etc. - and can therefore focus on the things you need to learn, and monitor, to safely pursue rebreather diving. As to the asterisk above, I personally think 'adequate funding' is a reasonable prerequisite, if you plan to buy a unit, maintain it and dive it. But, that is probably true of many things in scuba. There is a significiant initial investment, nonetheless.
As to the 'Why', that's entirely up to you. Too often, when someone on SB says they want to get into some less common aspect of diving, say 'technical diving' as an example, the immediate questions that come forward are things like, 'Well, what do
YOU mean by technical diving?', or 'Are you really bored with recreational diving?', or 'What is it that you want to see underwater that you can't see with a single tank?', or 'The prettiest fish are actually at shallower depths, so why go deeper?', or 'Talk to an instructor before making any decision to pursue technical diving.' The advice is always well-intended, and not infrequently only marginally useful. If your reason for wanting to try diving a rebreather is nothing other than, 'Because.' that is OK. It is your reason. I actually have a fascination with them, and would love to dive them. For me, money is the issue at the moment, and I prefer to spend what money I have on other dive-related activities. That doesn't mean I wouldn't move into rebreathers in 3 weeks if I had a windfall.
Is rebreather diving incredibly complicated? Not really. Is any technology completely failure-proof. Of course not! Can a mistake kill you? Absolutely. And several posts have raised the issue, that it is not something to be taken lightly (and you never suggested that you were going to take anything lightly, anyway.) But, it is like any other aspect of diving. If you seriously pursue training, pay attention while diving, use your equipment properly, and know your limits, you can probably safely and enjoyably dive a rebreather. Go find a shop that offers a demo and try it. And, let us know about your experience.