That was a little irritating. The spirit of my post was to point out why practice is needed. I was deliberately exposing mistakes that I made. Perhaps I overstated how klutzy I was being, it wasn't that bad. I hope that everyone realized that I was being self critical. Self critical means I get to critisize myself, and am willing to do that. I didn't ask for help in critisizing myself. If I want help, I'll ask for it. Suggestions are of course welcome.
And no, it wasn't "scary". And no, the Mike in the story is not my instructor. I've had some bad dives with my instructor, too, I've been a klutz in an actual cave, too. And I have made some mistakes there too.
But, uh, I don't think I'll tell you about those.