Casting Call

[GDI]

Not quite, in fact there would be some significant differences. The situation you describe involves you OBSERVING . The situation I have in mind involves active planning and paticipation in a heroic, courageous, & symbolic strike against the forces of obfustication, double talk, innuendo, & confusion.

Now, my fellow Conchers, is the time to stand up to this pervasive infestation of Foolishness!

Now is the time to stand together as the final bastion of common sense & decency!

Now is the time to watch proudly as the waves of neolegalism break around the bow of the good ship Anarchy!

Long live the King!

A steak on every grill & a beer in every hand!

scubafool for president!

Well alright then don't let me hold back the advancement of society carry on

 

[H2Andy]

obfustication, double talk, innuendo, & confusion.

check, check, check, and check


Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy,
cuz it feels so empty without me