Can you define intelligence?

[H2Andy]

well, picky picky

 

[Mako Mark]

the ability to connect result with cause.
In phsycology it's called (forgive me for the translation - probably in English it's called differently - from cause to result thinking).

As simple as that.

Mania
PS. BTW I always agree with Andy. I'm soooooo inteligent

Inteligence is the ability to look at a potato and figure out how to make vodka out of it

 

[mania]

i only have nine cats.

The last time I saw them I thought there was 8 of them....
Who is the ninth one?
Mania
PS. Me neither not know vot iz Nobel prize but i heard a lot of money

 

[H2Andy]

ah yes... that would be Hally

as in, Hally the ugliest kitten in the world. she looks like a Halloween pumpkin, hence her name.

we gave away her four siblings, but couldn't give her away.

in addtion to harsh looks, she has the personality of a crabby diva

 

[mania]

Inteligence is the ability to look at a potato and figure out how to make vodka out of it

So that makes us Poles the most intelligent nation in the world

Mania

 

[beezwax]

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,
Kiedy my żyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,
Zubrowka odbierzemy.

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

Intelligence:
The ability to know what to do and what not to do… and getting someone else to do both

 

[mase]

The ability to listen to the crap our Government is feeding us and still be able to laugh.

 

[deeper thoughts]

Being smart enough to not trust the media for the truth

 

[TracyKent]

Can you define intelligence?

Uh, um, er.... No???