Calling all GOD’s: Keep the Kids Out

[mrfixitchapman]

Oh, and Hi! Mrs. A!

DC

 

[almitywife]

...... beat the snot out of them with our canes and walkers if we have to. ......

2 words... mobilty scooter!!

i swear - best invention for the old and grumpy, i cant wait till i get my hands on the one i bought my mum last year so i can terrorise the young bucks in the malls and start pulling up their low hanging jeans!

 

[mrfixitchapman]

I'm with you!

By the way, when did y'all start saying y'all?

Next thing you know you'll start saying INsurance and calling your air conditioner the 'egg nishner'. I know you are pretty far south, but, really?

DC

 

[dpbishop]

Let the little tykes in if they want. Remember, old age & treachery will beat youth & skill every time!! { imagine an appropriate old fart smiley in this space }

 

[mrfixitchapman]

Let the little tykes in if they want. Remember, old age & treachery will beat youth & skill every time!! { imagine an appropriate old fart smiley in this space }

You know, I was going to have to Google "old age and treachery". I, uh, didn't remember the rest of the quote. Good one.

DC

 

[mrfixitchapman]

Is this thing on?

DC

 

[joystershell]

Well, even though I was certified back in 1974, I still don't quite qualify for this club. Although I do have an AARP card hidden somewhere in my wallet, courtesy of MegaMikey, my old fart of a husband. So, do I get spousal privileges in here?

 

[mrfixitchapman]

Joyster! Nice to see you here!

DC

 

[joystershell]

Joyster! Nice to see you here!

DC

But officially, I'm not allowed. Not quite yet GODlike enough.

 

[mrfixitchapman]

But officially, I'm not allowed. Not quite yet GODlike enough.

It's okay. Tell the bouncer you're with me.

DC