Well, snarky question aside, yes. As an AOW diver, I did receive rudimentary compass training which I had to demonstrate underwater. I'm sure you all remember the basic 10-cycle square we had to "navigate" to pass that skill for certification.
As I said, prior to this Bonaire adventure, all my 50+ dives had been guided so I had no previous requirement to own or use a compass.
I'm pleased and proud to say that, after some challenges with the double reef at Alice in Wonderland which saw us come up too far north of the exit point, I was able to successfully navigate the remaining dives that week and surface directly at the exit point! There is certainly some technique required, but navigation isn't as daunting as I thought it would be. It was super fun to have the freedom to dive when and where we wanted without having to pay for or follow a guide or group.
Can't wait to go back. Already planning next year's trip!