Beyond Breath Hold Diving !!!

[Eastwest]

Back in the days when I was very bold and more dumb , telling my story which has never has been told , so now here it will unfold . A friend at University of Helsinki a Bio Genetic Engineer shot me up with some pituitary gator gland . Beware , beware do not tell a soul about this it will land us in jail and was strictly only for animal experimentation . Soon after that I could hold my breath for ten minutes or more but what other effects are in store for me ? Genetic alterations of my lungs appeared happening to me but weirder things were also coming to be . My trachea , branches of bronchioles ,the air sacs and alveoli became quite enlarged increasing my breath hold phenomenally . The strangest thing that happen to me was my missing teeth were growing back new indeed ! More could be told but this scares the kajeebees out of me !!!

 

[tridacna]

Glad this is in the humor forum.

 

[Alastor]

Back in the days when I was very bold and more dumb , telling my story which has never has been told , so now here it will unfold . A friend at University of Helsinki a Bio Genetic Engineer shot me up with some pituitary gator gland . Beware , beware do not tell a soul about this it will land us in jail and was strictly only for animal experimentation . Soon after that I could hold my breath for ten minutes or more but what other effects are in store for me ? Genetic alterations of my lungs appeared happening to me but weirder things were also coming to be . My trachea , branches of bronchioles ,the air sacs and alveoli became quite enlarged increasing my breath hold phenomenally . The strangest thing that happen to me was my missing teeth were growing back new indeed ! More could be told but this scares the kajeebees out of me !!!

Did you unlearn how to ride a bicicle ? It appears to be one of the most common side effect.