DevonDiver
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Look ma a tornado!!!
Seriously - with all your hypothetical problems (no buddy, no gauges, no line, no vis, whatever else you are throwing into the mix now...) who cares about ascent rate, just get back to the dang ice hole. Even 100fpm is better than dinking around much longer with all your broken gear and buddies.
Let's throw a Scorpion Fish sting into the pot also... after all, it's only hypothetical.
