Arr matey, carve it into my Skin!

[Speargirl]

Tis Aye Bloody Bess Rackham.... Me have me own ship filled with ye riches of fine Gold and Silver... Aye shall search ye out and take all ye riches.... Arrrrr if ye scallywags gets in me way ye shall meet da sharp end of me sword and see your fate of Bloody Bess Rackham...


This is going to be so fun

 

[Sonofasailor]

whaaaaaa

 

[D_B]

A Pirate's Ditty ​

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. ​

Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

​

The Evil Jack Rackham, scurvy sea dog, at ye service ​

 

[hnladue]

Arg!!! Where's the RUM!!!

AKA: Mad Ethel Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[Warehouse40]

ARRR Black Tom Vane here agrees with me fellow pirates.... WHERE BE THE RUM? and what dive shop shall we be ransacking?

 

[Speargirl]

Ahoy,me have waited all day for you t' get loaded t' the gunwales on rum and now I will take all your gold and sil'er and put holes in your ships t' sink and get eaten by the sharks. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!


Bloody Bess Rackham has ruled the sea's and e'eryone will fear my name for Me am a true Captain O' the sea's. GARRRRRR

 

[dive_lover88]

shiverrr me timberrr, 'tis pirrrate day again

 

[dive_lover88]

wharrr's me rrrum and bounty

 

[frogman_5]

Dirty Jack Rackham - A scoundrel of the lowest order, only to trusted at the point of a cutlass or the business end of a flintlock!

'Though not likely to cut yer t'roat, he'll cut yer anchor after plyin' you and the crew with a barrel of rum, leavin' ya stranded on a dessert cay. And wenches beware! A bit of a charmer, he'll be stealin' yer purse while he's stealin' yer heart!

 

[DiverBeth]

Arrr, I be Dirty Bess Flint.

Arrrgh I be MAD Bess Flint. We must be related.

Anyway ye all be a bunch of scurvy landlubbers. I be headin' of to sea tomorrow.