Are you being paid to post to ScubaBoard?

Are you getting paid to post to Scubaboard?

  • Yes, I am planning on retiring on the income the (tobacco, liquor, gambling, etc) cartel pays me

    Votes: 8 11.8%
  • I used to get paid, but I kept forgetting what side of the issue I was on

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • No, I uphold the sanctity of internet forums as the last bastion of pure, uncorrupted sensibility

    Votes: 5 7.4%
  • I post here instead of doing my job, does that count?

    Votes: 53 77.9%

  • Total voters
    68
  • Poll closed .

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OHGoDive

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Well, ok, here's the deal.

In another thread, I've been accused of being a paid shill for the airline cartel to come here and under the guise of a mild mannered scuba diver, to post views contrary to the prevailing wisdom that the world needs another good intentioned, yet misguided, law to protect the poor downtrodden air traveler.

Their "proof" was that I was articulate, and presented my views too well to be just some schmoe scuba diver. Now, since I can't argue that accusation intelligently without implicitly proving the very core of the accusation, I am forced to pursue the only course of action that I can think of.

Namely, make a poll.

So, it got me thinking. How many others might be out there lurking in the back pocket of some evil corporate empire? Hmmmm? Time to fess up.
 
I am being paid by easton to post positive things about their hockey sticks here. Does that count?
 
So where's the poll? :D (edit: OK...it suddenly appeared...it wasn't there at first!)

I get paid by someone to post here, but I can't tell you who.........sorry! :eyebrow:
(at least while I'm at work anyway!)

I wouldn't worry about the intelligence thing though. Trolls aren't the brightest creatures in the fairy story book! :14:
 
well, i pay others to post and say things like:

H2Andy is da bomb!

and

H2Andy, you so sexy!

and so on
 
oh, which reminds me... sorry Kim...


Kim is so sexy! Gotta love him!


(i think that's the last one i owe you)
 
H2Andy:
well, i pay others to post and say things like:

H2Andy is da bomb!

and

H2Andy, you so sexy!

and so on
Well......judging by how little that seems to get said, maybe you should consider increasing the size of the remuneration....:eyebrow:

(want me to PM you my "tell lies for anyone" rates?)
 
H2Andy is da bomb!


H2Andy, you so sexy!


I'll expect my check in 3 - 5 business days, thank you very much.
 
Oh crap.......now he went and added something NICE about me while I was posting!!!!
 
Kim:
Well......judging by how little that seems to get said, maybe you should consider increasing the size of the remuneration....:eyebrow:


well, that's the problem with independent contractors. i prefer minions, but they're hard to come by these days
 
OHGoDive:
H2Andy is da bomb!


H2Andy, you so sexy!


oh wow.. that's so nice of you to say unmprompted!


I'll expect my check in 3 - 5 business days, thank you very much.


xnay the xfee-ay xdiscussion-ay in public-ay
 

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