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The kiddie pool is awesome. And please tell me that was in the front yard, were random people driving past could see you!

Of course it was in the front yard. If we did it in the back, we'd have had two dogs in there with us. A black lab and a german shepard/great dane mix. We'd need a bigger kiddie pool...
 
Well, I tend to forget to put my mask on my face when I go into the water, it is on my forehead (don't forget to inflate my BCD though, thank goodness) and I love my split fins, guess I might be a dork diver after all?

Great pics, DD. I was thinking I could put one of these in my basement so I could keep my skills up over the winter :)
 
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Well, if we look at the requirements:


1. Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.
Black is a colour. Check.

2. Dork Divers may wear their mask on the forehead.
MAY wear their MOTF. Not a requirement. Check.

3. Dork Divers couldn't care less if your gear cost 10x what theirs did.
No mention of the cost of gear. Check.

4. Dork Divers like diving in warm tropical seas.
Hmm, a pool in Colorado? If you admit to liking warm water, it will go a long way to being a Dork Diver.

5. Dork Divers don’t care about your SAC rate.
No mention of SAC rate... even though it must be fantastic... diving with no tanks! Check.

6. Dork Divers don’t care about how deep you dive.
Obviously, depth is not an issue here. Check.

7. Dork Divers don’t care about Trimix.
Diving with Nomix. Check.

8. Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
Sorry, too lazy to check. I'll just give you this one. Check.

9. Dork Divers respect the boat owner and deck hands.
Doesn't apply. Check.

10. Dork Divers respect the environment, both above and below.
You saw water, you went diving. Seems pretty respectful to me. Plus the trim in the second picture is quite nice. Check.

11. Dork Divers smile and enjoy the day, even if the dive is called.
Seems pretty happy to me. Seems to be enjoying the day. I'll trust you remain happy even when a dive is called. Check.

Seems pretty Dorky to me. :dork2: :dork2: :dork2:
 
Sorry too much black gear and not enough split fins to qualify as a Dork Diver. Close, but no cigar... :D
:shakehead: You still don't get it

Welcome to the club!

Sorry Dave, but it's time you pull your head out.
Plaese get back to the original DD and have more fun on here.
 
Sorry Dave, but it's time you pull your head out.
Plaese get back to the original DD and have more fun on here.
Hey E! Welcome back!:D
 

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