April Fools Joke

[mike_s]

Wet their mouthpiece and sprinkle it with loads of garlic powder. Mint is to tasty and I would probably thank you for it.

better hope that person isn't asthmatic..... Garlic is an asthma trigger for some people.


I think suggesting messing with anyone's breathing passage is NOT a good suggestion.

 

[g1138]

- Shaving cream in the gloves or hood

- Ice cubes down the undergarment for those back zip folks.

- Attach a baggie to your pee valve and let loose a stream of lemon gatorade on everyone's dive gear. Hang the baggie on your stomach inside your dry suit so you can just press up on it while you're striking a stretching pose over their fins.
Be as loud as possible while relieving yourself, or be very quiet yet obvious. Might try soaking some cooked asparagus for added smell.

- poke someone with a toy shark during the safety stop while humming the jaws theme

- Wear some skin colored spandex with some rather strategic hair colored shading in certain spots. Have a massive "wardrobe malfunction" while suiting up. Don't forget to scream "woops" real loud.

 

[mike_s]

dump a bottle of food coloring into their booties.


When they take their booty off later, their entire foot will be green/red/blue/yellow/etc.


I've seen it done on a liveaboard. pretty funny.

 

[JamesK]

better hope that person isn't asthmatic..... Garlic is an asthma trigger for some people.


I think suggesting messing with anyone's breathing passage is NOT a good suggestion.

Way to make something serious.

Use salt then.


Thanks for the info though.

 

[eponym]

Ice cubes in one boot or glove during the surface interval.

 

[Rhodesaz]

How about a couple of Alka-Seltzer pills in a pocket?
Should make for an interesting desent.

 

[mike_s]

Ice cubes in one boot or glove during the surface interval.

the expression on someones face when they stick their foot in a booty full of peanut butter is pretty hilarious.

How about a couple of Alka-Seltzer pills in a pocket?
Should make for an interesting desent.

Now that would be funny.


I've seen someone's BC pockets filled up with dry cat food before at a local quarry. the fish will swarm around them nibbling it up. once a few start hitting it, it will draw in the others.

 

[ibj40]

Shrinkage?

:cool2:

 

[Pelagicsal]

Got the food coloring a few years ago in Cozumel. Gift that kept giving - had pink feet for a day. A good look with sandals!

 

[tstormdiver]

The best joke I heard of is for wet suit diving only,... but someone put red food dye in one of the boots of my instructor & green in the other. He put the red boot on first & had to take it off, when he saw the dye, he though he'd sliced a vein open or something. Scared him a bit for a minute, but then he's a big wussie about blood & stuff. By then, his foot was already dyed red, He didn't think about it, but a few minutes later put the green boot on. When he took them off, he had 1 green foot & 1 red foot for 2-3 days until the color wore off. Harmless, but embarrassing.