Poke fun at lawyers if you must, but they are professionals, and each side's attorney is committed to doing their best work for their clients. They are not supposed to be the judge before the trial; they are indeed suppose to be the white collar hired guns of the respective clients. I'd rather have seen the two divers sue for a substantial amount of stock in the corporation.
Yes, I will poke fun at the lawyers, thank you. At one time, I lived in a neighborhood with five attorneys and all I can say is the parties were quite enlightening. Get five cigar smoking and drinking attorneys, three of which were of the personal injury type, in one room together with just one non-lawyer, being me, and the professionalism disappeared quicker than the scotch. Truly disgusting.
I realize I'm guilty of a broad generalization here because I'm sure there are many fine dedicated personal injury attorneys out there but I've yet to meet any of them.