Adam, I'll break from the pack here, and say that I understand your frustration.
My typical use for a compass on my body (I use the scooter compass for all the multi-leg navigation during the dive) is:
Get in water, take a look at the course out.
Set compass bezel.
Forget about compass.
Pull it out at end of dive for reference about return course.
I'd be upset, too, if I pulled out my return reference, was cold and clumsy and simply tapped the wrong button. C'mon, folks, it's easy to point to user error or lack of brains or whatever, but a system that makes it easy to make a big mistake has a poorly engineered interface.
All the best, James