Am I a... MODEL?

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Zeeman

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Well, obviously not - though Chip does htink I look like Fabio with my hair down (Chip? Lay of the San Migs, right? Seriously, I'm worried about you man...)

But anyway, this is the spam mail I got today, I normally ignore them, but I clicked on it accidental like when trying to open a real friends email, anyway, I can see this now....

My name is Charmayne, and I am looking for (3) MODELS to do my 2006-2007 Gator Girl Calendar, www.gatorproduction.net.

In exchange for your duties, I will give you free EXPOSURE, free photo shoot, and free use of a make-up artist. A choice of a picture in YOUR favorite outfit. All of my models' contact information will be on the calendar, so agents can contact you DIRECTLY. I am printing 1000 calendars, and I am GIVING them ALL away. I am not selling ANY of them. This calendar is NOT done for profit. This calendar is STRICTLY for exposure of my models, your company, and Gator Productions.

So, if you are a new and up and coming MODEL trying to get your name out there for print ads, video shoots, and magazines, looking for exposure, send your pictures to spammer@spam.com. The photo shoot should be no later than the first weekend in April. (All of my other calendar models have scheduled their photo shoot with the photographer already.) I am just waiting for my uniforms to come in, and they should be here in two weeks. They have already been ordered and paid for. All I need you to do is show up. I am taking care of everything else.

Thanks and I look forward to working with you,
Charmayne


Now, I know some have said I look like a girl, but I really would not look good in a bikini...

Z...
 
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Zeeman:
:lol: OH lawdy lawdy! That is brilliant Ish!

Z...
on the serious side though, if your biz back home bellies up, come on over to the PI and i guarantee that you'll make a killing in the modelling industry... they just can't stay away from the white boys

Jag
 
on the serious side though, if your biz back home bellies up, come on over to the PI and i guarantee that you'll make a killing in the modelling industry... they just can't stay away from the white boys

Jag

No can do since the age of 21. I have scars - didn't you see them?

Z...
 
Zeeman:
No can do since the age of 21. I have scars - didn't you see them?

Z...
stop letting the cat bite you....

and def stop showing your scars to men....
 
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