I'm sorry, but could you tell me what those assumptions were? I thought I was trying to liven up this otherwise ponderous thread with a bit of humor. Sorry if it didn't meet your expectations.
Nah, no frustrations. As I've already tried to say with jest, I actually have had no problems with the TSA, even those few times I have been selected for "a bit more thorough search." My only question with TSA is why things aren't consistent from airport to airport or even from terminal to terminal within the same airport.
If you have had problems with the TSA, or with authority in general (your posts, as well as your screen name, do suggest you have a problem with authority as a whole), then perhaps this could be the reason why.