Absurd dive equipment

[KrisB]

Anything that is not DIR....

How about anything that *is* DIR?

 

[NightRaven77]

Ok....

Why not help out your smile and incorporate some sort of teeth bleaching material on your mouth piece...?

Or even edible mouthpieces???

NightRaven77

 

[puckvirus]

I think a dry suit is the most Absurd idea ever, EVER!

 

[PhotoTJ]

"I do not dive with that gear, nor am I interested in that gear, until such time as I become interested in that gear, that gear is absurd. What ever are you thinking, diving that absurd gear?"

That said, I have three versions of the new SeaVision Raptor mask, the clear lens, great, the Sharp Image lens, great, the Tru-color lens, a little freaky, I can see my irises reflected back at me in anything less than optimum viz. Very disturbing!

 

[PhotoTJ]

...SeaVision...

That should say SeaDive, much better mask, IMO

 

[lairdb]

"I do not dive with that gear, nor am I interested in that gear, until such time as I become interested in that gear, that gear is absurd. What ever are you thinking, diving that absurd gear?"

Four stages of acceptance:

i) this is worthless nonsense;
ii) this is an interesting, but perverse, point of view;
iii) this is true, but quite unimportant;
iv) I always said so.

(attrib. J.B.S. Haldane)

 

[verybaddiver]

depending on whether you get a signal. couldn't you use a underwater mobile for text messages?

 

[Mishelle]

Hmmmmm, how about a spear gun/ stun gun.

This way when your buddy gets out of hand under water..... ZAP!!!!

 

[padrediver]

It gets really cold EVERYWHERE below 70-100 ft. and dry suits
are the only way to avoid hypothermia on longer dives.

I've got split fins now...first breakthrough since rocket/jet fins in the sixties!

 

[freshwaterdiver]

This has to be the oldest and longest thread I have seen on this board. I wanted to be part of the history....

Anyway, Underwater cell phone is next..