D_O_H
Contributor
I can never resist the urge to disparage my profession:
A man is sitting at a bar, telling a friend about how badly a lawyer has screwed him. He goes on and on, drink after drink, getting louder and louder as the night progresses. His friend starts feeling a little nervous, as there is a burly gentleman just a few seats down wearing a fancy suit and looking very much like a typical lawyer (only much larger) who seems to be listening to their conversation.
After his sixth or seventh drink, the man loudly exclaims "ALL LAWYERS ARE JERKS!!!". The burly guy stands up looking furious and comes over and decks the man. His friend asks the burly guy, "what's the matter, are you lawyer?" and the burly guy says "no, I'm a jerk".
A man is sitting at a bar, telling a friend about how badly a lawyer has screwed him. He goes on and on, drink after drink, getting louder and louder as the night progresses. His friend starts feeling a little nervous, as there is a burly gentleman just a few seats down wearing a fancy suit and looking very much like a typical lawyer (only much larger) who seems to be listening to their conversation.
After his sixth or seventh drink, the man loudly exclaims "ALL LAWYERS ARE JERKS!!!". The burly guy stands up looking furious and comes over and decks the man. His friend asks the burly guy, "what's the matter, are you lawyer?" and the burly guy says "no, I'm a jerk".
