1/2/2006
I set aside my flask
I then spit into my mask
Diving and drinking do not mix
I can put off another hour for that fix
I skipped the buddy check
Then threw my fins on the deck
My buddy was in the head
I gave her 30 more pounds of lead.
I put this in her BC, in the side pocket.
When she goes in the water, she will shoot down like a rocket.
Why are you still reading this?
I know its lame, but dont dis.
I slapped on my backplate and crotch strap
Put my Olympus camera in my lap
I tightened the crotch strap and smiled
A little tighter and things are gonna get wild.
I better tone it down and not use words like lactate
This may cause Scuba Jenny to moderate
The toilet flushed and out came Sandy.
She looked real pale, I thought it was H2Andy
Don't take this serious, its not the grassy knoll
Yes, I am reformed...no longer a troll
I better get going, its time for a dive
I'll take that weight out or she wont be alive
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Wow, this didnt even take me that long to do....dont be surprised.
J
I set aside my flask
I then spit into my mask
Diving and drinking do not mix
I can put off another hour for that fix
I skipped the buddy check
Then threw my fins on the deck
My buddy was in the head
I gave her 30 more pounds of lead.
I put this in her BC, in the side pocket.
When she goes in the water, she will shoot down like a rocket.
Why are you still reading this?
I know its lame, but dont dis.
I slapped on my backplate and crotch strap
Put my Olympus camera in my lap
I tightened the crotch strap and smiled
A little tighter and things are gonna get wild.
I better tone it down and not use words like lactate
This may cause Scuba Jenny to moderate
The toilet flushed and out came Sandy.
She looked real pale, I thought it was H2Andy
Don't take this serious, its not the grassy knoll
Yes, I am reformed...no longer a troll
I better get going, its time for a dive
I'll take that weight out or she wont be alive
-----------------------------------------------------
Wow, this didnt even take me that long to do....dont be surprised.
J
