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A poem by jepuskar

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by jepuskar, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. jepuskar

    jepuskar Instructor, Scuba

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Chicago, IL
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    1/2/2006

    I set aside my flask
    I then spit into my mask
    Diving and drinking do not mix
    I can put off another hour for that fix

    I skipped the buddy check
    Then threw my fins on the deck
    My buddy was in the head
    I gave her 30 more pounds of lead.

    I put this in her BC, in the side pocket.
    When she goes in the water, she will shoot down like a rocket.
    Why are you still reading this?
    I know its lame, but dont dis.

    I slapped on my backplate and crotch strap
    Put my Olympus camera in my lap
    I tightened the crotch strap and smiled
    A little tighter and things are gonna get wild.

    I better tone it down and not use words like lactate
    This may cause Scuba Jenny to moderate
    The toilet flushed and out came Sandy.
    She looked real pale, I thought it was H2Andy

    Don't take this serious, its not the grassy knoll
    Yes, I am reformed...no longer a troll
    I better get going, its time for a dive
    I'll take that weight out or she wont be alive
    -----------------------------------------------------

    Wow, this didnt even take me that long to do....dont be surprised.

    :)

    J
     
  2. Kim

    Kim Here for my friends..... ScubaBoard Supporter

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    Hmmmmm.....what poetroll!
     
  3. jepuskar

    jepuskar Instructor, Scuba

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Chicago, IL
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    I'm sorry Kim I didnt include you....couldnt find anything to work. I know your heartbroken.
     
  4. Mike Veitch

    Mike Veitch Dive Charter

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  5. SCUBAJENNIFER

    SCUBAJENNIFER Orca

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Jeffersonville, Indiana
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    You are not right....:god:
     

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