A Message From Nicky

[NudeDiver]

I posted an ad on CL for a puppy recently. It didn't take long for the spam to come rolling in. One of the messages was from someone calling herself "Nicky".

Hey there.. saw your post on CL.. this is my bogus email I use so i dont get spammed.. anyways if you are for real hit me up. i am nicky/24/cute/single/female/up for about anything.. xox

Hi Nicky!

You ad sounds pretty good - especially the part about being "up for about anything". I was hoping to get you to shovel all the snow out of my driveway and pick up all the dog**** in the yard. Plus, it would be nice if you could come back and pick up all the leaves and crap like that out of my yard after the snow melts. Waddya say? *hugs & kisses* - bob

 

[jmani]

NICE!

Going to have to try that next time I sell something on CL...except for that snow part. how do you people live where it snows?

 

[NudeDiver]

NICE! Going to have to try that next time I sell something on CL...except for that snow part. how do you people live where it snows?

Same way you live anywhere else - except with snow blowers, snow machines, and winter coats I guess.

 

[almitywife]

ive was trolling hubbys junk box the other day to pick out a russian mail order bride for him for when i die (i like to plan ahead) as i made him domestically stupid since we married

i quite liked Elainea but she seemed quite obsessed with getting money for a new wood stove

 

[NudeDiver]

i quite liked Elainea but she seemed quite obsessed with getting money for a new wood stove

I can understand that. It gets kind of cold up here. A good heat source is important.