3 old ladies flashed

[Rooster1]

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tillie
were sitting on a park bench having a quiet
conversation when a flasher approached from
across the park.


The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in
front of them and opened his trench coat.


Gertrude immediately had a stroke.


Then Maude also had a stroke.


But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

 

[Pez de Diablo]

I like it

 

[Rooster1]

I thought I put it in then I didn't see it now it is in doubles

 

[Jonathan]

waiting at the lights when all of a sudden a vampire jumps on the bonnet (hood).

"Sister Mary quick show him your cross"

"Get off my f***ing car scum bag!"

 

[aquababe]

omg.. good one