Yep, there's lots of stupid off-scuba-topic crap out there, just like there are lots of stupid, off-scuba-topic posts on SB.What? No quartz vaginal eggiweg for the woman in your life, you selfish, unfeeling SOB! The vacuous dimbo guaranteed to “increase vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general." Perhaps, also the ability to pick up a #2 pencil epoxied to a bowling ball. We'll never know.
Christmas is but a couple weeks away. Remember that “If you feel like it’s [the eggiweg's] been drained of energy, recharge it in the full moon just the way you would a crystal . . ."