A Non-PC Solution to Cozumel's feral cats

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Agilis,

I guess we need to determine the definition of “invasive species”.

The USDA’s Definitions Subcommittee of the Invasive Species Advisory Committee (ISAC) produced a definition (approved by ISAC Apr 27, 2006) as “an alien species whose introduction does or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health”.

Encyclopedia Britannica defines it as “any non-native species that significantly modifies or disrupts the ecosystems it colonizes. Such species may arrive in new areas through natural migration, but they are often introduced by the activities of other species”.

The US Geological Survey (USGS) says “An invasive species is an introduced, nonnative organism (disease, parasite, plant, or animal) that begins to spread or expand its range from the site of its original introduction and that has the potential to cause harm to the environment, the economy, or to human health”.

These definitions and others put heavy emphasis on the idea of the disruption or harm caused to the area the “invasive species” invades. Not so much emphasis is put on how they got to be where they invaded.

I subscribe to those ideas. I distinguish between “introduced” and “invasive” species. I say (in my new book) the coconut tree is an introduced species in Cozumel. The Casuarina Pine is an invasive species. The dog wasn’t invasive when it was a domestic household animal, but when they turn feral, they are.

Given the definitions to which I subscribe, Man cannot be an invasive species. He is the one that gauges whether or not a species is harmful to him or his environment.

The Cozumel Fox arrived on Cozumel sometime after 125,000 years ago, the last time Cozumel was underwater.

Were there tropical forests on Cozumel before people arrived? Yes. There is no evidence of man on Cozumel prior to 3,000 years ago, though he may have arrived as early as 13,000 years ago. To what extent has the presence of humans changed Cozumel from what it was only a few thousand years ago into what it is now? Not much. Although the Maya cultivated much of Cozumel, those parts all returned to their natural state. Historically, hurricanes have done more damage to the island’s ecosystem than man. The only animals the ancient Maya killed for food that are not around now are the Cozumel Island Fox (may now be extinct), and the Caribbean Monk Seal (last seen in 1952). That is from osteological evidence produced from many archaeological excavations and studies on Cozumel. Other native Cozumel animals are on their way out (think the endemic Cozumel Harvest Mouse and other native rodents), thanks in part to the invasive boa. No boa vertebra showed up in any of those archaeological studies.
 
Agilis,

I guess we need to determine the definition of “invasive species”.

The USDA’s Definitions Subcommittee of the Invasive Species Advisory Committee (ISAC) produced a definition (approved by ISAC Apr 27, 2006) as “an alien species whose introduction does or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health”.
That's a pretty anthropocentric definition, isn't it?
 
That's a pretty anthropocentric definition, isn't it?

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Sure, those three definitions are all anthropocentric; Man wrote them to define his view of invasive species. There is no coherent pithecocentric definition of invasive species because the members of the chimpanzee’s Subcommittee of the Invasive Species Advisory Committee couldn’t all agree on their own definition!
 
Tabby tacos.
 
What do we do with the balloon-hat-wearin' folks that cause Señor Frog's to be rated the #1 restaurant in Cozumel?

I mention the invasive species Turista crusi in my new book. I suggest they terminate the veda (no kill, no possess season) and institute a 6-per-day bag limit during tourist season.
 
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My wife said I need to run this by ScubaBoard before I pursue it any further.

I do not know what to do about the feral dog problem on Cozumel, but I think I have found a solution for the feral cats. In China, there is a big demand for cat pelts to use in the fake fur and plush toy industries. I found a company in Shantou, China, that is paying $2.43 USD for cat pelts. I figure I will start my cat-pelt enterprise by purchasing a couple of small pick-up trucks and mounting some chicken-wire cages in the beds, hiring a driver and a catcher equipped with a tranquilizer dart gun and big net for each truck. They will spend the first few months driving around the island, picking up strays and bringing them to our cat breeding ranch just outside town.

As soon as we start gathering the cats, we can start breeding rats for their food. A female Norway rat (those are the really big ones) can have six litters a year, with up to sixteen baby rats to a litter. A young female Norway rat can have her first litter at six weeks of age, so we could have a veritable unending supply of rats to use as cat-food, at virtually no cost. Later, we will skin the cats and feed their carcasses to the rats. This would also help to avoid any garbage-pick-up charges from the city. The cats can have four to six kittens per litter and three litters per year. If we only skin the males and let the females breed 20 times before we skin them, we could have a breeding stock of around 10,000 cats at the end of the second year. I figure five full-time cat-skinners can skin around 1,200 cats in eight hours, if they peel them like you do frog legs. At $2.43 USD per skin, that’s almost $3,000.00 USD per day. Of course, this number will rise exponentially since each female would be replicating herself a minimum of 80 times before we skinned her. At some point, we’d need to find a market larger than China. Once the cat-skin ranch is operating at full production, we can start working on cross-breeding cats with the invasive Boa constrictors on the island, since these snakes shed their own skin. If the cross-breed is viable, we could save on the wages we pay the cat-skinners!

OMG I am crying this is so funny.

What's next? cats with sombreros at Chankaanaab for pics with the tourists?

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OMG I am crying this is so funny.

What's next? cats with sombreros at Chankaanaab for pics with the tourists?

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That’s the least looking feral cat ever.

A far better representative of the Cozumel feral cat below:

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I mention the invasive species Turista crusi in my new book. I suggest they terminate the veda (no kill, no possess season) and institute a 6-per-day bag limit during tourist season.
Some of the people on Cozumel bag more than 6 in a good morning.
 
What's wrong with cats in the 1st place? I certainly liked local cats more than drunken crowds coming ashore from cruise ships. Here is one from Cozumel:
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