What's the coolest scuba diving t-shirt/hoodie you've ever seen?

[lidja]

I want one of these for Halloween...

 

[FinnMom]

I want one of these for Halloween...

The shirt or the water sprite?

 

[the_dragon_no1]

 

[FinnMom]

These "Property of XXL Diving Department" shirts are pretty good

Night Diving Department < Property of Diving Dept < Servopuff's Stuff - T-Shirts & Gifts for Scuba Divers

But "Property of XXX" would also be fun!

 

[PfcAJ]

I found a tshirt in Hong Kong that read "Scuba Diving T-Shirt". It was both ridiculous and glorious a the same time. If it wasn't an extra small I would've bought it.

 

[MaxBottomtime]

I just bought a couple of these from cooldives.com

 

[kafkaland]

I saw one in Coz some years ago that read...HOW'S MY DIVING? Then there was a note to call a shop in Atlanta.

I have seen someone (I believe it was a DM) who had this written on his fins. Left fin: HOW'S MY DIVING? Right fin: CALL 1-800-SUCK-AIR.

 

[lemke]

This one will either piss you off or make you laugh...

 

[DownDiver]

Two of my fav to wear.

 

[Rhone Man]

I have to say, I do always enjoy Day #1 on a liveaboard where the unofficial rule seems to be that everyone must arrive wearing the most impressive dive T-shirt that they own (preferably referencing a highly exotic dive destination that they have been to).

Can't find any good images online, but some of my favourites that I have seen were captioned:

"Ninjas wear black. Divers wear black. I dive, therefore I am ninja."
"Women love me, lobsters fear me."
"Dives well with others.

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