Seems like the majority of divers I see claiming they bought an integrated inflator/octo for "streamlining" purposes is entirely decked out with all manner of trinkets and retractors and gadgets and whatnot with a giant console dragging behind them. Further they are typically overweighted, flailing their arms like crazy, and frantically bicycle kicking... while zipping around 45deg out of trim.
Yeah... good thing they eliminated that one extra hose
Yeah... good thing they eliminated that one extra hose