WOODMAN
Contributor
Splinters in the 'recreational area"...
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger environmentalist and a liberal Democrat purchased a tract of forest land in Washington.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points of her land. She wanted to get a good view of her property, so she started to climb the tree. Near the top she encountered a spotted owl which startled her so badly that she slid down the tree to escape. In the process she got several splinters in her crotch, and was in considerable pain.
She hastened to a local ER and told the attending doctor that she was an environmentalist and liberal Democrat, and how she came to get the splinters. He listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the exam room while he looked into the situation.
Three hours later he reappeared, and the angry woman asked him what was taking so long.
He smiled, and then told her, "Well, first I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility; but then Obama-Care turned you down due to lack of prior authorization."
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger environmentalist and a liberal Democrat purchased a tract of forest land in Washington.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points of her land. She wanted to get a good view of her property, so she started to climb the tree. Near the top she encountered a spotted owl which startled her so badly that she slid down the tree to escape. In the process she got several splinters in her crotch, and was in considerable pain.
She hastened to a local ER and told the attending doctor that she was an environmentalist and liberal Democrat, and how she came to get the splinters. He listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the exam room while he looked into the situation.
Three hours later he reappeared, and the angry woman asked him what was taking so long.
He smiled, and then told her, "Well, first I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility; but then Obama-Care turned you down due to lack of prior authorization."