Yesterday, for lunch, I tried "Lionfish Stew". What a rush!
When I got home, I couldn't help myself. Took my wife like Sherman took Atlanta.
Did for me what Viagra and Cialis couldn't. I haven't been like that in twenty years!
This morning, my wife was outside waxing my truck before breakfast. She sent a broadcast e-mail telling all her girlfriends to insist their husbands try "lionfish stew".
Alas, if only it was this easy.
You've found the answer! Everyone - forward this testimonial to all your friends and let them know about this! People will soon start swamping dive operators for lionfish safaris, spear gun and dive equipment sales will go through the roof, the fishing industry in America will be revitalized, McDonalds will soon have a replacement for Filet-o-Fish and the economy will turn around faster than Obama can say "change". Another spinoff will be better marital relations everywhere and then real peace will soon spread throughout the world (or is it piece). This isn't a pestilence - it's manna from heaven! I'd like mine with lemon butter, please.