Spinoff: I dont think I am alone in this.. but...Wetsuit ???

[JeffG]

He is from Texas .............

That actually explains a lot.

 

[Rhone Man]

As quoth the legendary Gary Gentile:

In days of old, when dives were cold,
before drysuits were invented:
The best latrine was neoprene,
especially when rented.

Less profoundly quoth Rhone Man's little brother (and PADI instructor):

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who pee in their wetsuits, and those who lie about it."

 

[ONESPEED]

Is it true that guys that brag about their bladder size are actually trying to overcompensate for other shortcomings?

 

[Reg Braithwaite]

Is it true that guys that brag about their bladder size are actually trying to overcompensate for other shortcomings?

Nonsense. I dive a Super Wing with Dual Bladders that provide 90 pounds of lift strictly because I have a pair of such big, steel, ... tanks.

 

[kjvander]

Nonsense. I dive a Super Wing with Dual Bladder...

good thing i kept reading...i thought you were talking about your depends again.

 

[letterboy]

Large enough to climb into or, at least, stick his own head into?

I thought it was foot in mouth, but here you say head in a55. . . interesting. . .

 

[divad]

I thought it was foot in mouth, but here you say head in a55. . . interesting. . .

Head in bladder.

 

[Sinbad the Diver]

so you are saying that I am alone in this thought.. hmmmm

I dont ever pee in my wetsuit. EVER. I dont lie about it either.. but I am also not the type of guy that would let someone else wear their wetsuit.. My stuff is my stuff.. simple.

Dude...please note the , it infers a joke or a an attempt at humor. You may want to consider Sanka to fill that giant bladder though.

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

I seldom wear a wetsuit. But to fit in, I pee in my bathing suit on the boat... Everyone seems to enjoy it. Since I have such a large bladder I can go for a long time when I do...

On a serious note: When I was a younger diver one of my friends walked up to another in waist deep water. It took friend #2 a second or two to finally ask why friend #1 was standing so close. Friend #1 said, "Because I'm peeing on your wetsuit" (OK, maybe it wasn't so serious but it did happen)

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

Head in bladder.

So, he has the dreaded HIB? I heard drugs can knock that out.

Ah, yes... All these, ... , moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.