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[Oxy]

Why do ppl keep saying I need a therapist?

 

[offroaddiver]

IF WE WEREN'T ALL CRAZY WE'D GO INSANE. Don't worry they used to wonder about me. Speaking of nuts. A gal at work said she loved pistachios, she found a magnet that says mustachios because they are pistachios with mustaches. infront of the store manager before i thought about it... i asked " so you like painting mustaches on nuts?" It took a minute but we all were laughing.

 

[mike_s]

IF WE WEREN'T ALL CRAZY WE'D GO INSANE. Don't worry they used to wonder about me. Speaking of nuts. A gal at work said she loved pistachios, she found a magnet that says mustachios because they are pistachios with mustaches. infront of the store manager before i thought about it... i asked " so you like painting mustaches on nuts?" It took a minute but we all were laughing.

Mustachios? painting mustaches on nuts?

you should buy her this shirt.

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Why do ppl keep saying I need a therapist?

Tell me your troubles...if they are really good, I will post them on the board! It's always better to get out what's troubling you! It makes public humiliation so much easier! FEEL THE LOVE! xoxoxo

Huggies!
Carolyn:sharks:

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Mike...you have truly taken things to another level! Stop teasing! He he he!

Carolyn:sharks:

 

[PePaw]

I tried drawing on my nuts once.
It's not as easy as it seems.:11:

 

[mike_s]

I tried drawing on my nuts once.
It's not as easy as it seems.:11:

reminds me of this joke told by Lewis Grizzard.

Two Rednecks are at the University of Georgia for a football game.

Right before the game, Georgia's bulldog mascot,Uga, runs out on the field as part of the pre-game activities.
About halfway across the field, Uga, flops down and proceeds to lick himself.

One of the Rednecks says, "Would you look at that!, I sure wish I could do that."

The other Redneck looks at him with a very confused look and says "That dog would BITE you!"​

 

[denisegg]

Why do ppl keep saying I need a therapist?

Probably 'cause you're not posting enough..

 

[denisegg]

Tell me your troubles...if they are really good, I will post them on the board! It's always better to get out what's troubling you! It makes public humiliation so much easier! FEEL THE LOVE! xoxoxo

Huggies!
Carolyn:sharks:

...I don't have to tell....everyone else does it for me.

 

[denisegg]

Mustachios? painting mustaches on nuts?

I tried drawing on my nuts once.
It's not as easy as it seems.:11:

Offroad!!! You've got these kids finger painting. I think you should all go sit in the corner.....BUT DON'T AMUSE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU ARE THERE!!!