LDS imaginary gear pranks

[aquaman13]

I believe this has been posted before, quite some time ago, but does anyone have any imaginary gear ideas for pranks on the local dive shop? I've heard...

-Clear Aluminum 80 so you can see how much air is left
-Hoseless reg
-Orthopedic inserts for fins
-Cave diving snorkels
-Mask windshield wipers
-Deco computer that runs Windows XP

I've tried a couple of the above, but need new material to work with..._o)

I'd much appreciate any ideas
Thanks

 

[300bar]

I have some high heel fins for you

 

[vshearer]

...cheaper than online.

Ok, sorry.

How about "variable buoyancy weights"?

 

[mike_s]

I have some high heel fins for you

you mean like these?

 

[300bar]

you mean like these?

So you fell for them aswell

 

[rdbeard]

Free air fills on sunday. Bring your own box.

 

[mike_s]

How about the EtherFill 5000 by Dive Rite? Get air fills over the internet

from EtherFill 5000 enables gas fills over the Internet

EtherFill™ 5000
Cylinder Fill System
Download your fills from the Internet with the EtherFill™ 5000 Cylinder Fill System. Get yours today exclusively from Dive Rite Express with quality gas provided by Fill Express.

 

[Rick Inman]

How about a really little tank with just a few cubic feet of air that you carry around in case you run OOG and you're all alone, that will supposedly get you back to the surface. Now that would be a real joke!

(oh... wait a minute. There really is one?

Never mind...)

 

[300bar]

Free air fills on sunday. Bring your own box.

This one doesn't count.:no

We DO have free airfills on sunday.
Only thing you have to do is to join our diveteam

 

[Sonofasailor]

How about the EtherFill 5000 by Dive Rite? Get air fills over the internet

from EtherFill 5000 enables gas fills over the Internet

EtherFill™ 5000
Cylinder Fill System
Download your fills from the Internet with the EtherFill™ 5000 Cylinder Fill System. Get yours today exclusively from Dive Rite Express with quality gas provided by Fill Express.

can that thing do cave fills? where do I plug the fill whip into my laptop? I am assuming everything is banked, right?