Corrupt-a-Wish

[Parysa]

Granted, he now has to do a year.

I wish I were still in Wetumpka.

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED BUT YOU NO LONGER CAN SPEAK Wetumpka"ian" And because they think that by talking louder will help you understand better.

I wish "sister" Parysa wasn't yelled at by the Wetumpka"ites"

 

[Parysa]

Lo siento, no hablo ingles. Como se dice "Granted" en espanol? I'll just have to get Tommy to translate for me.
Granted, I can now speak English again, but I've gone deaf from everyone yelling at me.

I wish I could hear again.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but everything you eat taste like sand...


I wish Parysan wasn't so "Gritty"...

 

[Parysa]

Ouch, you're mean! I can't keep corrupting wishes about myself.
Hmmm...Granted, but now I can't taste anything.

I wish it were Friday already.

 

[pwscottiv]

Ouch, you're mean! I can't keep corrupting wishes about myself.
Hmmm...Granted, but now I can't taste anything.

I wish it were Friday already.

Granted, but you die a horriblly painful death on friday.

I wish the next person who grants a wish in this thread does not corrupt it... Crap, that's not really gonna help me out a whole lot if I don't get two wishes, now does it?

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted they do not corrupt "IT" However IT exist solely to destroy small coastal villages

I wish Parysa had her taste back...

 

[Parysa]

Granted, but you die a horriblly painful death on friday.

That's not even funny. :mooner:

 

[pwscottiv]

That's not even funny. :mooner:

lol, it was your wish.

 

[Parysa]

Nuff said.