You'll die if...

[Fish_Whisperer]

You will die if you don't use LDS-approved/sold defog on your mask.

You will die if you go into the cavern/cave at Vortex Spring on a single AL80.

You will die if you go to 160fsw on air.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You're not immortal.

So far, I am!!

 

[ev780]

We have laws against mounting ponies in Texas... Most religions tend to frown on it as well.

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA




You will most certainly die if you criticize my gear or start telling me how to dive five minutes after we meet on the deck of a dive boat.

And for gods sake I will gut you like a tuna if I have to listen to what a great diver you are just because you have the same crappy quarry dive repeated 500 times!!!!!

 

[dkatchalov]

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA




You will most certainly die if you criticize my gear or start telling me how to dive five minutes after we meet on the deck of a dive boat.

And for gods sake I will gut you like a tuna if I have to listen to what a great diver you are just because you have the same crappy quarry dive repeated 500 times!!!!!

Gee, you sound like the perfect buddy.

 

[amitsi]

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA




You will most certainly die if you criticize my gear or start telling me how to dive five minutes after we meet on the deck of a dive boat.

And for gods sake I will gut you like a tuna if I have to listen to what a great diver you are just because you have the same crappy quarry dive repeated 500 times!!!!!

From the way you talk, I am sure people stand in line to go diving with you....

 

[ev780]

From the way you talk, I am sure people stand in line to go diving with you....

HMMMMMMMM Maybe you're right??? I never thought about it before.

Anyway just had a little moment where I could vent about the sanctimonious, self righteous people I seem to find on dive boats. It never ceases to amaze me how much unsolicited advice you see bantered around on a dive boat.

I am not as much a pr--k as I sound like. Just having a little fun.

 

[Bryan]

You'll die if you take yourself too seriously.
You'll die if you don't take yourself seriously enough.
You'll die if you can't find the balance.

 

[Matt S.]

You'll die if your weight belt is under your crotch strap.
You'll die if your weight belt is over your crotch strap.
You'll die if you have quick releases on your harness.
You'll die if you don't look up before surfacing.
You'll die if you aren't in horizontal trim during deco.
You'll die if you hit 101 ft without helium in your mix.
You'll die if your drysuit's dump valve is on the cuff.

 

[LowVizWiz]

You'll die if you don't have enough posts in SB!
You'll die if you have too many posts in SB!
You'll die if you post in SB!
You'll die if you don't post in SB!
You'll die if you post once then lurk in SB!

 

[Bryan]

You'll die when you quit learning.