You'll die if...

[UnderwaterBumbleBee]

You'll die when your credit card runs out of room and you can't pay for your next trip....You'll be murdered when your husband finds out you just booked another dive trip 2 weeks after your last one :rtfmSAVE ME)

You'll kill your husband if he kicks up silt or doesn't illuminate a photo subject properly (oh was this supposed to be about me dying?)

Sincerely,

:reaper:

 

[DeepBound]

You will die if your mask is too large to be completely cleared with one breath.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Hello.

(Ha ha, fooled you all, now I'm immortal!))

Nope....not quite. Didn't you read, "the RIGHT words?" "Hello" doesn't cut it, so I'm going to have to come up with a proper punishment for your cockiness

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You'll die if you decide to pee in everyone else's wetsuits.

 

[Matt S.]

In another thread, I learned that:

You'll die if you use hose hats.

 

[dkatchalov]

You'll die if you decide to pee in everyone else's wetsuits.

why because "everyone" will shut your air aff and disconnect your BC hose just as you do your giant stride in?!

 

[RJP]

you will die if you ACTED STUPID & DUMB

And if you don't manage to kill YOURSELF someone will probably offer assistance.

 

[ONESPEED]

You'll die if you use a tank banger, rattler, or sub duck anywhere near me when I'm diving....I'm not kidding.

 

[diverdwn71]

You will die if you fill your tanks at the 711.

Your wife catches you checking out all the girls on scubaboard. )

 

[dive_lover88]

you will die when your com goes *bzzt* and this shows up on the screen : " dude/dudette, you're *******ed" instead of the depth and pressure grp.