You'll die if...

[BlueMoon]

i personally think you should add "you will die if you DONT pee in your wetsuit"

I may live foreverrofl3::no

 

[Cleavitt]

You'll die "if you use a steel tank without a drysuit."

 

[Scubakevdm]

You'll die no matter what you do. You're all gonna die!
Me too.

 

[JeffG]

You'll die no matter what you do. You're all gonna die!

you sure are a party pooper

 

[Scubakevdm]

you sure are a party pooper

Oh yeah... I've been known to poop at a party or two.

 

[laurelgsc]

You forgot "You will die if you dive with a wireless computer without back-up gauges."
I second the air2 and split fins.
Crap I'm doomed!

 

[Scubakevdm]

You'll die if you read this.

OOOOOH!

It won't matter if you stop reading now... you're screwed. It's too late, you're gonna die.

 

[Gary D.]

The one with the most truth is, "If you drive to a dive site".

Gary D.

 

[Parysa]

...you dive in the ocean. "Haven't you seen Open Water?!"

 

[SDE Dennis]

You'll die if you clip your dive reel to yourself while laying line.

Dennis