You Know You're A Scuba Addict When...

[Parrothead_Diver]

Your garage / house looks like a LDS.

Or... If you constantly catch yourself thinking that if there was any money in it you would open your own dive shop

 

[jstuart1]

When thinking about buying a house and the top 2 things that lead to culling the list of possibles is 1) how far to the nearest dive spot and 2) does it have hi speed internet (for reading SB, planning next dive trip or researching new gear).

 

[DrSteve]

When you are on a dive vacation and your wife says words to the effect of "Honey, we can have sex anytime, can't we do another dive?"

 

[Tassie_Rohan]

You’re at the beach when people start screaming 'shark!' and you run like mad….

….into the water to see what species is passing by.

 

[cjames]

You spend $10,000 on a salt water aquarium and your pissed off because its still not big enough to dive in.

 

[H2ODog]

You add on to your house to make room for more dive gear.

Prior to diving: Your closets are full of hunting cloths, optics and other hunting stuff.
After learning to dive: Your closets are overflowing with dive gear and all that hunting stuff is somewhere in the garage.

You've taken more classes at your LDS than at any college.

 

[Bill51]

You have a pedicure and ask to have dive flags painted on your toe nail instead of little flowers.

You proudly let your lady dive buddies paint a dive flag on your big toenail if they’ll do one more dive with you for the day.

 

[dive_lover88]

1)you start planning for the next 3 dive trips even before you are done with the current trip.
2)You get scuba diving tattoos!!i want one!!

 

[Ishie]

If you refer to your paycheck as your "Scuba fund".

 

[Mrs.Prages]

When you find yourself using dive signs to communicate with your dive buddy on the other motorcycle.