I have an Instructor buddy from the old school who I DM'd for. The first thing he tells the students, who are all geared up and in a semi-circle in the shallow end of the pool:
Don't hold your breath on SCUBA, cause you'll blow your lungs and DIE!
You should have seen their faces....
Don't hold your breath on SCUBA, cause you'll blow your lungs and DIE!
You should have seen their faces....