worst pun ever

[H2Andy]

Running Deer, a young Native American man, went to a doctor for his first ever physical exam. After checking all of his vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Deer, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however."



"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"



"Well, you have no nipples."



"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," he replied.



"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for publication if you don't mind.



He said, "OK."



"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?''



He answered, "Approximately 500."



"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.



Running Deer replied, "We're called ....



(I hate to do this to you)



(I really do hate to do this to you ... but here it is)



"The Indiannippeless Five Hundred"

 

[NadMat]

the pain, please stop the pain, make it go away

 

[sasscuba]

 

[miketsp]

My, that is a smooth joke...

 

[Diver Dennis]

I'll have to save that one Andy.

 

[Jcsgt]

You know, I wasn't feeling well before I read this. Now, I just want to go get sick, again. Thanks a lot!

 

[Cacia]

oh my....

bet Rick will be telling that one for years.....

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

a pony approaches a coyote in the forest...

"oh coyote, will you please howl at the moon for me?"
"why can't you howl at the moon for yourself?"






"I'm a little hoarse"..................................................................

 

[Darnold9999]

this could get really bad ...

 

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

A botanist had just returned from an expedition to the South
Pacific Islands and was dicussing their adventures with their
colleagues back at the university where they taught.

"What was the most exciting discovery you found there?", asked a
fellow professor.

One of them replied, "The people native to this one island had
discovered the most amazing cure for constipation. Using only the
leafs of the local palm trees they concocted a suppository which
quickly cured the ailment."

Another professor asked, "A palm leaf suppository? Did it really
work?"

Replied the botanist, "With fronds like these...who needs enemas."

Marc