"Worst Diver I have ever Seen!"

[Diver Dennis]

She did have the sense to buy an AED for the boat but if she expects me to use it on her,Im gonna need a lot of money, a lot! Just kidding.

he he I thought you were talking about using it on her if she mentioned that phrase again...

 

[Wildcard]

OK, gotta tell this story. Turns out Snowbear the mean (jk) moderator and I went to Paramedic school together oh so long ago in Cali. During the class, one of the ambulance companies medics went for a day of golf. Jana, I think, was giving the guys a bad time becouse they were a little tippsy and were chasing ground squirrels with the golf carts and trying to wack em with the clubs. Jana was raising hell with em. So they go back to golfing, she tees off, ball goes down range and a squirrel sticks it's little head out of the ground and WHACK! golf ball kills it.......

 

[alcina]

I am probably one of the worlds worst golfers. Golfers talk about hitting eagles and birdies. I've hit a goose and a horse. Neither was anywhere near where I was trying to hit the ball. I'm just not cut out for golf. Fortunately, it is really unlikely that I would kill myself playing golf. (I know from lots of experience that even when the ball hits a nearby tree and bounces back, the likelihood of it hitting me is pretty low.) .

ROFLMAO

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[alcina]

Wildcard's is a pretty funny one, too...thanks for the laugh!

 

[Diver Dennis]

OK, gotta tell this story. Turns out Snowbear the mean (jk) moderator and I went to Paramedic school together oh so long ago in Cali. During the class, one of the ambulance companies medics went for a day of golf. Jana, I think, was giving the guys a bad time becouse they were a little tippsy and were chasing ground squirrels with the golf carts and trying to wack em with the clubs. Jana was raising hell with em. So they go back to golfing, she tees off, ball goes down range and a squirrel sticks it's little head out of the ground and WHACK! golf ball kills it.......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She's lucky it wasn't this guy...

 

[Wildcard]

I think my dog used to fight that squirrel...He is dead now but he would be happy to know that the evil squirrel was found dead along with about 20 pounds of sunflower seeds it stole from the bird feeders. Sadly, it was found in my boat..What a mess.

 

[Cacia]

she is coming to help you with the boat, BTW.

I think Dr. Bill could give her the help and patience she needs. Bill, did I mention she loves to spend money? We need to sponsor her to Catalina...thats it! send her to Dr. Bill's boot camp. I can't do the mask strap either. That takes a lot of patience.

 

[Wildcard]

Ummm, that was NOT mentioned.
OK, Im bringing a plank. Arrrgggg

 

[Wildcard]

Awwcrap! Running the boat on sunday, picking up a new boat in Maui on saturday....This could get close!

 

[Cacia]

did you buy a boat!!???? spill it, bud.