Why is the ocean so salty ??

[Aquacatfighter]

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and now you know why the ocean is so salty ...

 

[Scubaroo]

Aquacatfighter once bubbled...
over 400 gallons of sperm

Is that why they are called blue whales?

 

[Dryglove]

Aquacatfighter once bubbled...
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and now you know why the ocean is so salty ...

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! Way to much info.Ill never dive again.Well maybe one more time, or maybe two.

 

[Rush]

...and all this time, I thought the Ocean was salty so that it would dissolve all of those DIR slugs !

 

[Dryglove]

Rush once bubbled...
...and all this time, I thought the Ocean was salty so that it would dissolve all of those DIR slugs !

Now thats what i call a cheap shot

 

[cat]

i guessed that the punchline was going to be
"because it's full of seamen".

close enough? cat

 

[Jester]

You guys are just sick, sick sick!

Funny though!

 

[scuberd]

does that mean that a woman will always get pregnant when diving in the ocean??? that explains the really large people I've been seeing at the beach

 

[jepuskar]

Scuberd...too funny.

 

[Big-t-2538]

maybe you should take up writing some of these jokes...

does that mean that a woman will always get pregnant when diving in the ocean??? that explains the really large people I've been seeing at the beach

Now That's funny