I won't respond to everything you've said here simply as it's a bit off topic; happy to do it via PM. Of course if others want to hear it...!
Yeap, I also went of topic given that you gave some honest and interesting points.
Rebreathers are a fact of life now. The GUE JJ JJ is an obscure configuration of what's basically a standard rebreather -- yes, there's standard configurations that DIR haven't invented. When you're diving a rebreather you cannot be thinking like open circuit; it's very different. Most people are capable of learning new ways of doing things which they have to do with a rebreather. First and foremost is the inverted cylinder configuration for your oxygen and diluent -- this protects the valves against being hit on a ceiling, restriction, etc.
If -- and it's a big if -- there's suddenly a diver who's out of gas in front of you, a rebreather diver will simply reach back with their LEFT hand for the bailout regulator and donate it to the OOG diver. It's like the longhose, but on the LHS ('cos everyone uses Lean Left which they learned from the DIRists). There's none of this emergency come off the loop to untangle your longhose which is connected to your diluent nonsense. It's a simple grab the reg, pull it from the bungees on the stage and present it. Couldn't be easier and you practice it constantly. The sky doesn't fall inwards.
This discussion I am afraid it's well beyond my knowledge, since I don't see myself moving towards CCR anytime soon. You can call my following reasoning a falacy, but by default (before I investigate it myself etc) I would trust the choices of WKPP that performs dives that press the limits of possible, all these decades with an extremely good record.
Changes in GUE are slow, very slow for many, but I concider that a strength for the type of diving I prefer doing.
Again, I don't have any idea what to answer, just that many elite divers performing extreme dives seem to prefer this configuration than another one. Sure there are not the only elite divers in the world, and of course I will not argue against your take.
The 3 computers. How many torches do you carry? Do you have a backup one on your RH harness strap? I do, even on my rebreather. If you're in an overhead, how many torches would you bring? 3, 4...?
In overhead (please note, I am not cave trained), I bring 4 (2 backups, 1 primary, 1 backup primary in my pocket) and looks like an overkill already in practice.
With computers you need them to keep track of your decompression obligation. If diving with others do you always stick to the same depth? Of course not, so you'll have different decompression obligations, albeit small. Following the computerS which are all set with the same Bhulmann gradient factors (50:80?) you'll do a team ascent where the slowest diver with the largest obligation will hold the rest of you back until theirs has cleared (otherwise you wave goodbye to them and see them on the boat -- that's fine by me). You MUST have more than one computer as you could well be doing a solo ascent and you really don't want problems if the computer fails -- thankfully we use Shearwaters which don't fail.
In all dives I have made up to this point I always am at that same level as everybody else. Small exceptions are when in caverns, were this is not always feasible.
The thing is that always we have a maximum depth and a maximum duration in depth. ALL GUE divers ascent the exact same way safely since nobody violates the maximum depth and always you terminate the dive and ascent together when you reach the timeout.
You are describing a style of diving that is a lot less rigid and the diver can decide more freely on how to ascent. I prefer actually having a rigid plan and sticking with the plan. The only reason for me to follow my dive computer is if something went horribly wrong due to an emergency and I had to abandon my dive plan and left alone. This is a worst case scenario that I hope I will never experience, but I am paranoid enough to always dive with a second computer just in case.
I carry 3 computers for deeper dives. Two are connected to my rebreather and run GF 50:80. They're always within a minute or two (my wrist mounted one is generally a few inches deeper than my NERD, so has a longer deco obligation). I carry a third standalone Perdix on my wrist which is set to GF 90:90. This is my last chance saloon should I really be in the poo. Have never needed it nor do I ever want to use it.
I don't challenge the safety of your methods, since I am far less experienced than you are. It's reasonable to have different school of thoughts and for me team diving fits better with my mentality to this point. Simply that.
Where I dive the SMB rules are very clear. One bag per diver to be sent up from the wreck. The skipper will count them up, validate there's someone below them (see it twitch, bubbles, whatever) and will follow the bag trail downstream -- tides are often over 2kts. It is fun to see the skipper ripping the hell out of GUE people who send the bags up as a team and from 21m, meaning they're hundreds of yards/metres downstream and the skipper doesn't know if someone's stuck on the wreck. They only do it once.
This seems to be poor briefing from the skipper's side to be honest. GUE does not train people for diving with currents (or at least I am not aware of the class), but I am confident that if you inform any GUE diver regarding the procedures (everyone deploys DSMB from X depth) they will follow them. If the GUE divers you have experienced are aware of the rules of the captain, and choose not to follow them, well, they are on the wrong and they do not represent the vast majority of the GUE community.
On the other point, it's good that you enjoy diving with the GUE style teams. Really nice and a great way to spend a day. You have to give credit to other divers who don't see it that way, which is the point of this thread.
In this thread I never argued against divers that do not want to get involved to GUE. It's not for everyone, and I think from the first pages the thread the question of the OP has been answered. I take a bit of an issue with people assigning "dogma" to GUE, because not only it's extremely inaccurate, but also offensive to thousands of divers.
A tiny point about fundies & me: not sure there's any point to it for me; what would I learn and why spend all that time on a purely academic exercise?
Agreed. Even if you had much less experience/skills/etc... the metnality you are displaying is not fitting for GUE. And I would like to emphasize that I don't mean that in a degrading way, it's just that GUE is training divers who are already having some basic agreement with their main core philosophy. If you decided to start training with GUE without finding a value on the style of diving, it will be a waste of time of everyone in involved, especially yourself. It's like forcing a classic music player participating in jazz courses. If they are not interested on learning how to play jazz, or incorporating jazz to their music, it's a waste of resources.