I don't see where my point is disproven at all. I see where it is shown to be difficult to put into practice, but not disproven. I am not talking about cell behavior or anything like that - that doesn't come into play. All that comes into play are ingestion and expulsion rates.
Of the things that we do know, we know that nitrogen in the blood is directly related to DCI. Maybe not causal, but directly related. If DCI doesn't develop until 33+ ft, then we know, absolutely beyond the shadow of a doubt, that at depths of 33 feet or less the body is capable of dealing with the additional nitrogen - in other words, we can get rid of it at a pace as fast or faster than we are developing it. If we also know that as depth decreases the amount of nitrogen absorbed decreases, then we can say with absolute certainty that if at 33 ft the body is capable of getting rid of it as fast as it is taking it on, then at anything less than 33 ft the body is capable of getting rid of it faster than it is taking it on, unless the body's ability to remove it increases with depth, which we know is not true. Therefore, at anything less than 33 ft the body is removing nitrogen faster than it is taking it on (i.e. off-gassing). The more depth is reduced, the faster this happens, but if depth is reduced too fast the nitrogen expands before it gets a chance to escape.
Pretend you are drinking beer. Or better yet grab a few and put it to a test. Slam 3 beers. You have just decended past 33 ft - your body is taking on more toxins than it can handle. The effect is inebriation. Now you slow down to a pace that doesn't get you any more or less drunk, but keeps your buzz at the same level. You have just ascended to 33 ft. Your body is now taking on an equal amount of toxins as it can get rid of, but it isn't able to chip away at the 3-beer-buffer that you created to begin with. Now, the optimum thing to do here isn't to just quit drinking (shoot to the surface), unless chunk-blowing (death) is imminent or unless the 3-beer buffer was more than your liver could handle and you now require water (you went too deep for a recreational dive, skipped a deco stop, and now need a chamber). If you do, then you have all of that alcohol (nitrogen) trapped in your cells and you will wind up having a hangover (DCI). If you just cut your intake in half very suddenly (go to a 15 ft safety stop), you start wanting to nod off and fall asleep because it is a drastic change for you body (your body has reached a depth at which it could finally begin off-gassing, but instead you continue to go higher before you stop, creating a sudden change for your body).
What effect does this really have? It may be harmless - if you can stay awake and drink plenty of water, then your hangover will be minimal or non-existant. But maybe it won't. It definitely puts more stress on your ability to continue to function.
However, if you slowly decrease (ascend slowly) your drinking (nitrogen intake) while increasing your food and water intake (happening by default, since the off-gassing is happening), you run a greater chance of avoiding the hangover (DCI). However (sorry for the upcoming double-negative) the slower that you reduce your drinking (the slower you ascend), the longer it will take to sober up and expel all of the alcohol from your cells (off-gas) and the more beer (air) you require for the transition. Therefore if you are getting too tired (running out of time) or running out of beer (air), then quicker action is needed and a "happy medium" may be the only alternative.
Before anyone says that beer and diving aren't the same, keep in mind that these are basic scientific and mathematical principles that we learn in elementary school. These principles hold true for any scenario in which there is a physical induction, a processing, and a removal. The same will work for rain in a gutter, air through a carbeurator, etc. In essence, both the drinking example and the diving example have the following similarities:
1. Both involve the intake of a toxin
2. In both circumstances the body must process and expell the toxin
3. In both circumstances the toxins will get stored in the cells
4. In both circumstances the toxins must get removed from the cells (in drinking, via water-replacement and time, and in diving by drinking water and off-gassing)
5. In both circumstances, an inappropriate amount of the toxin in the cell at the end of the activity will lead to undesireable effects (either hangover or DCI)
6. Both are fun
7. Both are expensive
8. It isn't cool if you puke during either one