who would win if?

[H2Andy]

Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler?

can we get a guy who's still alive into this fight?

(no nasty PM's, please... I am aware that they just LOOK like
they've been dead twenty years)

actually, the "ugly" factor would be so huge that they would both kill each other, instantly

so...

starting afresh:

North Dakota or South Dakota?

 

[jonnythan]

South Dakota would clearly trounce North Dakota's abject and overwhelming boringness under a crushing sea of Wall Drug signs.

South Dakota or Rube Waddell? [Rube Waddell is one of the greatest southpaws ever ]

 

[KidK9]

So we can answer questions based on two states but not on 2 people. Hmm...interesting.

 

[MissyP]

South Dakota or Rube Waddell? [Rube Waddell is one of the greatest southpaws ever ]

South Dakota of course, thars gold in them thar black hills !

South Dakota or a southern belle?

 

[H2Andy]

a southern belle (i am married to one, a true Nashville girl... so i'm biased)

a southern belle or the Morton Salt girl?

 

[Rick Inman]

a southern belle or the Morton Salt girl?

Morton salt girl. She'll wait in the closet 'till you need her.

Morton salt girl or Coppertone girl?

 

[ljs300]

Morton Salt Girl. The Coppertone girl doesn't leave much to the imagination (that trollop!) and even her guard dog has turned on her.

Morton Salt Girl or the Girl from Ipanema?

 

[H2Andy]

the Girl from Ipanema because... samba is salty enough as it is


the Girl from Ipanema or Lindsey Lohan?

 

[Squashie]

the Girl from Ipanema or Lindsey Lohan?

Lindsey Lohan, before she went skinny and blonde definately, however; the current version of Ms. Lohan wouldn't stand a chance...tanned body and latin charm would crush her!

How about...Gilligan vs. Richie Cunningham?

 

[Rick Inman]

How about...Gilligan vs. Richie Cunningham?

Richie Cunningham because he'd call the Fonz for help.

Richie Cunningham or Uncle Ricky?