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Dectek

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Two guys, Steve and Doug, that work together decide to take in a round of golf. They are getting frustrated because hole after hole they have to wait for two slow playing women in front of them.
Finally Steve states that he has had enough and is going to light a fire under their butts. He stomps halfway up the fairway and does an about face and quick times it back to his partner without addressing the ladies.
Doug asked why he didn't say anything to the women and Steve's answer was that he could not because one woman was his wife and the other woman was his mistress.
Doug says that its a good thing the women didn't spot Steve and he would have to save the day. Doug starts his trek up the fairway and after only getting half way he quickly returns.
When Steve asked what Doug's problem was....He replied

" Small World "
 

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