Where's Moonie ?

[Diver Dennis]

Do you have a picture of Moonie with today's newspaper? How do we know he hasn't been "taken advantage of"?

 

[Diver Dennis]

So are you going to send pieces of his butt to us wrapped up in a dirty rag until we pay?

 

[Diver Dennis]

When will you contact us and how?

 

[Diver Dennis]

You understand I will have to contact Gloria Arroyo, the Philippine President, with whom he had a recent affair?

 

[Diver Dennis]

There are also a large number of Manila bargirls with ties to the Mafia, who would not tolerate any undo marks on his pristine butt. They will have to be alerted as well.

 

[Diver Dennis]

George W. will not be happy either... But not too many people care about him...

 

[Diver Dennis]

I have started a new thread to try and raise some money from Moonies friends...

 

[MLF]

Our demands are simple. We need to raise $500 for the Kimber fund. PM us when you make a donation.

Our spelling is poor because we are really drunk.

We also have moonie's twin brother loonie... These are desperate times, and they call for desperate measures. We will safely return the drunken gnome before his next appointment if all goes well, and everyone cooperates. NO COPS, FBI, or RMP! OK?

 

[Diver Dennis]

I've tracked this email to the Florida Keys. How do we know Moonie is OK. We need proof. You say you are drunk????



Did you see the thread I started about the kidnapping?

 

[Jcsgt]

Oh my God, it's worse than I thought! Has anyone been in touch with Goonie?