At last years International Beer conference, the CEO's of different brewing companies all headed out on the first evening to discuss the general state of their economy. When the waitress came by for their order, the CEO from Heineken ordered a ..."Heineken", the CEO from Budweiser ordered a Bud Light Lime, the CEO from Cerveza Quilmes ordered a Cerveza, and so it went around the table. When the waitress, the asked the CEO from Guinness, he replied he will have a coke...
Stunned, the other CEO stared in disbelief, finally the CEO from Labatts asked, "Aren't you going to order a beer?!". The CEO from Guinness replied "I'm just being polite, if you guys aren't going to order a beer, I wont either"